Move over, Mother Goose. Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist--the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere. Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to. Drinks include: --Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo --Jack and Coke (and Jill) --Ring Around the Rose --Old MacDonald Had a Flask --Baa, Baa, Black Russian --and more!
Tim Federle is the author of Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist, which was named the 2013 Goodreads Cookbook of the Year and called "a joy" by the London Evening Standard. Though Tim is not a parent himself (that he knows of), he is a very cool uncle. Tim lives and drinks in New York City. Say hi at TimFederle.com and on Twitter at @TimFederle.